We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
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MARIO KART 64 maps…
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You know what I look for in a friend, buddy, or spouse?
Consistency.
If you are consistently the person that I became attracted to and consistant in your actions, we’re good.
That’s what I’m gonna give you. That’s what it boils down to.
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Shayne Wyler as The Jackal in Thirteen Ghosts (2001)
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fuck.
HEY ARNOLD, Surprise Patrick
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